![]() ![]() Both movies featured songs by Bowling for Soup. Zoom: Academy for Superheroes came out in 2006 and was generally regarded as the vastly inferior stillborn twin of Sky High, another semi-parody about superpowered kids that was released a year prior. I think I'm going to watch this again and love it. Sure, I hated it in 2014, but today? A schlubby Tim Allen barely giving a shit or earning his paycheck, blandly and annoyedly reacting to all kinds of weird superhero shit happening around him? Courteney Cox as an eccentric scientist who can spit rainbows? Superpowered children teaming up to torture Chevy Chase? Awful special effects? Genuinely the weirdest plot of any superhero movie I've ever seen? Cringeworthy humor? A "training montage" where everyone just stands around trying to dodge paintballs? A 3% rating on Rotten Tomatoes? And, terrifyingly, I have a sneaking suspicion that I'm going to end up ironically loving it when I do rewatch it. So I thought I'd redo it.Īny problems with this? Well. ![]() It points out a lot of things I thought were wrong with this movie, but it doesn't go as in-depth as it should, it's not funny, and - of course it was published in 2014 - it's terribly written. So much that in 2014, I wrote a brief, but decidedly revolted and hateful, review of it. I grew to hate this movie, really hate it, deep in the marrow of my bones. And yet, I don't know why - maybe because I was a masochist - I would watch it again as a kid, and again, repulsed and fascinated. ![]()
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